5:38 PM
more lame jokes..
Q: why did TY request to be transfered to the artillery platoon?
A:so he could use the short gun
Q:what is strahan's favourite funfaie ride?
A:the merry-go-round
Q:what is TY's fav bottom-wear?
A:Shorts!!
Q:what do u call TY standing 50 meters far away?
A:a minscule speck or farTY
Q:why shouldn't u regret?
A:it'll make u a regret-fool!!
Q:what do u call bj's armpit
A:a harmpit!
Q:what similarities does her armpit have with Tk's personal motto?
A:onw is harmpit, the other is hump-it!!
Q:what do u call an investigation of a murder commited by fat wei?
A:a hu-done-it
random time:
A:I C U R N S..
B:I M N S?
A:U R N S..
B:Y M I N S?
A:..
u gotta read it out in alphabet- pronunciation.
and best, presenting, jone-ass's joke:
Q:what do u call a letter seetow writes?
A:blackmail!!!
no prizes for guessing seetow's fav rugby team.. yup, all blacks!!
ok thats all, lame ya?
k, todae was crap, exam easier than expected, especially GOEGG.. i rockk, Yeaa!
and karma is crap.. it is just a couple of phrases slated in a way that makes science, basically laws of physics.. Poo! wat crapp
and seetow's display name is really meaningful.. it is: addicted to bleach..
someone tell him that applying bleach to his skin is harmful and does not make him any whiter(like saoch's room).. it kill skin PIGments (eg. strahan? wei yuan?)...
or worse, is he consuming it? hope not, may pass away. beside, his supposed consumption of bleah may have veen the cause of his shitting for 7 minutes and causing him lose 23 marks for his ji2 jie3 wen4 da2.. poo!! what crap..(oh, the single-handed irony)
chunyang thought of an alternative to FACE.. now is HEAD.. and he nolifed and sent me :"ballyayfaceetimballls".. then i told him:"hut up or u'll have to FACE the music.. and should we ever have a FACE-off, we wouldd have to look FACE-to-FACE"(allnonsense).. then he ended the argument decisivelive and swiftly, with a:"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz".. killer.. wat a no-life
Labels: crap
09 October 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-