10:04 PM
lol.. yesterday suddenly had a vommitting spell.. really feeling shitty.. apparently i had some crap-ass stomach inflamation(wat the hell is that?)
and i think many have heard of the 3 cockasians tormenting this old trishaw rider? yea.. really disgraceful, this exhibits the cockasian's better-than-u attitude.. of cousre, it would be (f)unfair to create this stereotype of cockasians.. after all, singaporeans have their own black sheeps.. like the cabies who try to scam tourists here.. i really hate taxi drivers.. they always cause accidents, i have so far been in 2 accidents involving a damned taxi driver. they always suddenly stop around bends of roads if someone is flagging them down there, making the car behind have to brake really quickly..
anyways.. heres somemore crap-jokes..
Q:why must guards always wear watches?
A:cos they're watchmen!!
Q:what did the watch that the surgeon accidentally left in the patient say to the patient?
A:i'm watch-in you!
Q:wat do bags use to style their hair?
A:bagels!!
Q:whats did the poor bag say to the rich one?
A:i'm bagging u!!
Labels: crap
01 November 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-