4:43 PM
nothing much.. wei yuan damned extra..
during chinese, bianj asked him to go for an impromptu speech competition together with canxiang and darell, then he act so hesitant, with his big fat mouth agape and hands hung in the air, he said:"哈?我啊!真的吗?我不知道我可不可以!!".. then when bianj seemed to change her mind and say:"ok,那就选另外一个人吧.." fatty shouted:"oi!!我没有拒绝啊!!"
speak about being extra..
lol, after school, i had some mcdonalds coupins so i asked TY if he wanted and he asked zc and TK go too.. at MC, TK kept cracking lame and funny jokes and made TY and I keep spitting out whatever we ate.. even worse when i was eating ice cream.. had to look down or would have spat into ZC's face.. and ended up drooling ice cream all over my shoe.. what crap..
PS: does anyone have a vid of wei yuan's speech? send me!!>=)
Labels: happenings
21 September 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-
5:56 PM
lol, boring day, if not for TK's constant outbursts(faster la, TK!!).. liow was terribly irritating as usual during lit.. he kept on trying to ks THE TEACHER!!
wat a loser.
had to stay back to finish up expositary writing as bra and TY were disturbing me.. a lot.. after the trip to the poolside restaurant during math(yay mr lee), heres werty sinking his teeth into a volcano..

then we went back klass finish it up... this is TK being brutalised by TY and ZC
..

and after playing a while with seetoe, cheexyn and darell, i finaly decided to resume treating soccer as my main pastime.. i stayed bak to play wif darrel and cheexyn, then jonas joined us, then darell left.. lol soccer rocks, if only i could get back my old aim(if i ever had one)..
one lame timothy joke:
wat do u call a limosine with timothy in it?
A: a timosine
HAHAHAHA
Labels: happenings
20 September 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-
5:46 PM
yayay... bored to hell.. sure is shitty without friends around...
anyway, todae's happenings:
firstly, there was a whole-school blackout in the school due to some fire in the gymnasium.. had lots of fun in class throwing paper BALLS and planes around in the class.. but we soon became bored, so someone(guess who?) scraped shit and put it under wei yuen's ass, which is really cruel!! who the heck could be so heartless and mean to do such a demeaning act?? bad badada boiis
then during recess, someone(guesswho again?) put more bird shit on wy's correction tape.. only that this time, the shit was wet and icky.. so when recess ended, there were two commotions, one was because og retard werty spilling kikapoo onto my chair(which i swapped with wei yuen's) and floor thanks to jun hao's sudden wave of genius(shaking the bottle to hell).. the other commotion was wei yuen finding the bird shit on his tape(ARGGHH!!! what the **** is this? EWWWWW!!!).. he then proceeded to run out of class to wash the tape, on the way stepping into the huge puddle, once again exposing his unkenny geniuss! he then spent about 12 WHOLE MINUTES in the toilet, not sure to do waht..
the rest of the day was crappily boring.. except for lit lesson which we spent crushing paper balls and flinging them at the unmissable target in the form of strahan.
TK was also extra-ordinarily extra! he kept on saying ,"Wei Yuen, make a GASS!!!" and "MAI ABUSE BALLS!!"
Labels: happenings
13 September 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-
3:23 PM
yo..
todae was fun, fun, fun.. despite it being only the second day of school since hols, everyone seemed damn hyper.. during art, which we had to do some lame shit calligraphy, some big, smart genius dipped some cotton(from pockets of the pants) into the ink and flung the mess of black crap at wei yuen.. who went on to make a big fuss, nearly to the extent that he cried(wat a loser).. however, that wasn't the funnest part.. when we were washing the calligraphy pen, some dude went on to paint draw a thick, black line artistically placed right smack in the middle of his immense ass. once again, fatso made a HUGE fuss, nearly to the extent of crying.. for a second time..
u noe, wei yuen is so cool, i think he is getting his fashion tips from.. A BUTCHER!! or may be even his GRANMA!! wow.. that explains a hell lot.. wat a cool dud!
have you ever heard a very ironic phrase? one which seriously makes u want to question and evaluate the IQ of someone?
well, today, weiyuen called me a noob.. which, as jonas pointed out has lots of irony in that st8ment(just like han wee has lots of pimples).. wei yuen is seriously one of the suckiest noob in our proud class of 1O and should be continually kikedin the arse until he wisens up to the ways of our society..
RANDOM: strahan so fat..
-when he was an astronaut, it took 365 rockets and days to finally lift him into space.
-when he was in outerspace, scientists accidentally labelled him as a new planet.
-he is taller when he lies down.
-he makes adult elephants wish they had eaten more during their childhood
-when his mom bought him a trampoline, there were multiple reports of earthquakes in java.
-when he goes onto a slide, the children behind him would have to wait another day to slide... when a new slide is purchased.
-the difference between him and a blue whale is his inability to swim AND the 5km difference in radius.
-the total number of casualties of people playing seesaw with him has reached the thousands!
-HE NEEDS TO SLIM DOWN!!
Labels: happenings
11 September 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-
1:32 PM
yay, went bukit panjang plaza for lunch.. LJS RoCKS!!! now that the McDonalds has had a damn price hike, i feel that Mc should be BOYCOTTED!!! eat LJS today, overthrow the menace of GST price hikes!! damnit!!
later, had to go to NTUC for some crappy grocery shopping... at the fruit section, this old hag with wrinkles all over(just like a carpet Liow just stepped, rolled and slept on) her face.. and she definite ly wasn't over 45!! that hag stared at me and muttered something to do with parts of one's anotomy really softly, so that only me and the people within 5 metres could hear.. her fragrant aroma somehow reminded me of 2 syllables, Han and Wee..
heres smth to ponder about:

as this post is crap, i would also like to bring up memories one of the funnier moments with skinny-stra.. when he said TY was a WHOLE head taller than me.. lollers! wat a bitch!!
PS.my hp is spoilt and won't be able to read messages..
Labels: happenings
09 September 2007
-=the perfect day to die=-